a rat is oine of the only pets you can hadn to someone. rats are objects. Rats are Objects. They're Fucking THings Rats Are An Item

a rat is oine of the only pets you can hadn to someone. rats are objects. Rats are Objects. They're Fucking THings Rats Are An Item
Me talking about my friend's leopard gecko the other day: "He is literally a cute creature that you can carry around like a can of soda"
I'm a wererat and my shifts respect conservation of mass. most people who could hand me to someone have gold medals ...