"This isn't the story I expected to tell today. When I was invited to Colorado to learn about its long tradition of maintaining its hotels in the off season, I was asked, 'Do you have any children?' When I answered no, I had no idea how soon my answer to that question would change."

I am on Jupiter's moon Europa, and... I am cold. I had intended to do a video on the Eliksni who live here, and I even had arranged the help of a local guide who we will meet later on, but that large object you can see behind me is a Pyramid of the Darkness, which arrived between when I had written the script for this video and when I arrived to begin filming. So! Instead of the video I had planned, and with the help of our guide, Variks, we are going to enter the Pyramid, and gain the power... of Stasis.