Me, on my deathbed, rasping out my last words: "y... you...."
My wife, leaning in: "Yes, dear?"
Me: "Y-yuri... the only one for me. Priceless like a PS3."
Wife: "...is it too late to get a divorce? She can hold on while I divorce her."
Me: "We will forever be... WOW level 70...."
