becoming a kindly advice-dispensing bartender except i'm just reciting rules from ttrpgs. wife left you? sorry buddy, but did you know: when you take three Risks you become Defenseless
(while cleaning a glass) you better watch those stress levels, pal. if you take too much stress, you'll gain a trauma.
New here huh? Well, welcome in. If you're looking for a place to Indulge your Vice, you've found it. Keep in mind, we serve the strong stuff. Don't be like the last guy who came in. Poor sod Overindulged and (Hint sound effect) spilled his guts to the Guard.
You know, buddy, I hear polearms are really tricky. Not very efficient weapons, unless you know the right feats. Maybe if you ask around you can get more information.
