>We both know you're never going to be happy under ordinary circumstances
>You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion
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homestuck page 5757. candy roxy [a girl with curled blue hair, wearing a yellow and green dress] holding a ring, making a kissing face at dirk [a boy wearing triangle-shaped glasses and a black tank-top with a picture of an orange hat]. text beneath, in the style of a chatlog:
ARQUIUSPRITE: [dirk's triangle-shaped glasses on their side, next to an ascii arrow. hereafter notated as {arrow}] Mister bro, listen to my advice
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} I think you should just go for it
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} This is coming not only from your mystical guide, not only from an alternate version of yourself, but from a dude with a fucking [with a glitched effect, as if censored] spectacular body
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} We both know you're never going to be happy under ordinary circumstances
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} 100k [from typing quirk: "look"] at me. I needed to merge a sweaty guy who loves horses in order to be happy
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} Gosh damned [glitched effect] horses Dirk
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} I think about them all the time while I fle% [from quirk: "flex"] and it makes me smile
ARQUIUSPRITE: {arrow} It seems that similarly e%treme [from quirk: "extreme"] measures will be needed for you as well
DIRK: Oh whatever.