and that ceo's name? albert einstein

Oh god, where to begin unpacking this story.
Construction worker are not inferior citizen! Fuck.

It really does rule that such an openly deceptive group of liars just has massive sway over the morality of western culture

Was this story the inspiration for Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life?

construction manager: So, I had a look at your application and it seems like your work history is mostly in finance and senior leadership. We're really looking for someone who has more experience in framing and carpentry. But I'm curious, why the sudden career change?

guy: I looked at too many boobs and it made me stupid so now I need a stupid person job

construction manager:

guy: vaginas, also

All I can read from this story is that a rich fuck saw porn and decided to actually contribute to society.

Okay, so already, the idea that you have to be smart to be a CEO

Masturbation give him the upper body strength to do actual labor.

That briefcase is just full of tiddy mags.

When they tell such blatant lies it at least makes it easier to disregard every single other thing they tell you.

I don't know why I hadn't considered the possibility of a mormon private school before. Sounds like a full day of seminary. Scary!

there are mormon private schools??? <- (exmormon)

There were also CEO's who watched too much porn and became a cop, an American Indian, a GI, a biker, and a cowboy.

Even if this is completely fabricated (by the teacher), this is still far better than 96% of the "restore your faith in humanity" headlines/stories I've seen