bought and assembled a lot of IKEA furniture recently, last night had a dream that a certain piece came with a worm in it and you had to be sure to fit a plastic plug in the hole in this chair or whatever or else the worm could come out and burrow into your floor.
so i woke up to pee and halfway to the bathroom i was like, "oh yeah gotta check and make sure i put the worm plug in... wait a minute"
Petition to make "IKEA worm" the new New Garfield/Love Honk/etc
