So I took a nap earlier today and had one of the strangest dreams ever, here’s how it went:
So I was walking to a mall on my own. It was nighttime and either it had just rained, or was raining. I got to the mall, walked through it, then slid down the parking lot (it was diagonal btw). I suddenly find myself in a slightly dingy pet smart. I recall seeing a very wide bunny (also it burped for some reason), and a bunch of very wide cats. I then exit the pet smart, then slide down another parking lot (it was really psychedelic, and for some reason the cash registered at the pet smart gad warned me about it). I remember for some reason I was a bit scared, so I text my family to pick me up. I soon the found myself on a mountain of sliced white bread, with two bird guys threatening me.
At this point in the dream I realize that I’m Po from Kung-fu Panda, and think of a plan to defeat them. Just then, a bird shows up, who happens to be the villain of the Kung-fu Panda movie that took place after the first, but before the second. I fight them, and the birds are breathing fire at me.
I don’t recall the fight exactly, but I remember something along the lines of me pulling the main villain’s head off, putting an explosive in it, the putting his head back on. It seems like he’s going to explode, but then he doesn’t (the other two birds are there, but not fighting) so I fight him a little bit more until he explodes, taking the two birds out with him. A lot of the bread on this mountain was fried now because of the fire, and for some reason I found it really delicious.
The dream then switches scenes as if it were a movie, and it’s a shot of Master Shifu looking at a painting on a wall and looking really concerned. It then cuts to black and shows the title, “Kung- fu Panda 1/2.”