This post has content warnings for: poop, farts, children's toys with poop themes, music lawsuits.
first of all i love that i can just go down a rabbithole and people will appreciate it. i truly appreciate every last comment, and I'm taking your wishes for safe healing to heart-- im trying very hard not to continue thinking about this (both the poop toys and the copyright dystopia).
that being said, my wife @HypatiaPhoto has solved the remaining mystery-- "Fart Jacobs" is a reference to another brand of handbag, "Marc Jacobs". I don't feel bad about not getting this one!
when i asked if she had any words for her acceptance speech, she came up with this: "wait the black eyed peas are the ones suing here, when, like, Louis Vuitton--" exasperated, she chose to play more Kerbal Space Program instead of finish her sentence.
