Hypatia

Smell This:
hi. do not pull the tab
do not tear along the
marked perforation. i
try to be shelf-stable.
do not break the seal
unless you are willing
to hear me out. (yum)
they put some culture
in my little receptacle
and glued the lid shut.
Martha Stewart keeps
her horses in the dark
so the sun can't reach
their lovely black hair
and turn it ripe & red.