I was forced up by a technical difficulty along the lines of "Oh hey microstutters, must be fTPM" and "Oh haha you turned off fTPM i guess Windows will break fast boot so hard you can't even SHUT DOWN YOUR PC without changing a variable in the registry"
seriously, i click "shut down" and PC would just immediately reboot and spit me back to the PIN menu. trapped in an existence of being turned on.
Every hour of sleep I lose to Windows is ten more shotgun shells I will bring into Hell after I die so I can hunt down Bill Gates and the demonspawn he willed into existence to work on Windows
I will be the Doomguy except nonbinary and hunting Microsoft demons (the DoomNB?)
Man, Tyrian was on to something when they decided to just call the villainous megacorp Microsol. 25 years and shit aint changed a bit.
Thinking about the times windows decided to wake my laptop up that was inside of a travel bag, which at least I found out by feeling a strange warmth from my bag three hours after the trip started. I burned my finger from force shutting down the laptop.
Not to mention the hellscape of windows updates that put two of my laptops in eternal reboot loops and made me waste days in taking drastic measures and restoring files.