ImpressionsOfDetail
@ImpressionsOfDetail

Necromancy worked in strange new ways on things that were never literally alive.


archiloque
@archiloque

– Why did you want to use a necromancy ritual on “the Felidae family”?
– I’m on a “two-subject degree program” and my topics are taxonomy and necromancy, so I’m looking for interesting ways to combine the two for my degree.
– I know two-subject programs and interdisciplinarity are all the rage, but I didn’t know they are a license that allows you to break basic best practices.
– I know it’s not recommended, but when I tried to ask my point of contact they answered that they were too busy, or would only help if some grant money were available. I was so frustrated and wanted some practical experience. Do you know nobody ever tried to go necro-taxo before?
– And maybe there is a reason for it, you seem to have followed the rules concerning the unproved tests, we’ll try with the default banishing process, maybe it will work.
– Do you really need to do this, couldn’t I keep it? It seems so fluffy 🥺.
– I guess you’ll need to make some mistakes to actually learn, well I’ll need a waiver from your advisor, wait no: from both of your advisors, and a budget code for the weekly inspections.
– Thank you so much, I’ll try to convince them, maybe bringing Mittens with me would help.
– Unless Mittens decide to devour their soul?
– Unless Mittens decide to devour their soul.


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