The Small Green God has nine precepts for its followers, but the one that attracts most outside attention is "Never Talk To Cops".
People love drama, and the splits and merges of the various groups of followers of the SGG is an endless source of it.
If you follow a god that has precepts and you want them to be applied by other followers, does it make you a cop?
So what happens when one of those precepts is to never talk to a cop?
Some of the groups created elaborate rituals to isolate or to cleanse the precepts enforcers so they are free from any copitude, with masks, hoods, or oily anointments.
Others invented what is now called the neomodern approach: double bind is the best to trauma and/or enlightenment, commonly shortened to TA/OE.
They claim that the more contradicting rules you follow, the more chances you have to reach enlightenment (and/or accumulate trauma).
Most of them are, of course, working in software development.