Everyone, stop what you're doing. I just became even gayer.

There was a goth girl at the grocery store. She was wearing all black, and had a cool patch on her jacket that I don't remember what it said, and was as tall as me with platform boots. Can you imagine being that powerful? I have to start hanging out at the grocery store 24/7 until she comes there again and she notices me.

I think she had a septum ring and was wearing sunglasses indoors, but my brain isn't working properly right now, so I'm not entirely sure.

I once again can't believe I'm that tall. I must be so intimidating to normal people.

What if I get a boombox and walk around blasting Bauhaus?

I can't believe there are hot goth girls in my area. I really want to get on a dating app now just in case I'll see her. I am not ready for dating right now and I do not know what I would do with the car if I caught it.

Sorry, I think I'm almost done posting. Wow.

I'm still like 50% in shock. She was so tall. By choice.

Remember that time when I saw a tall girl?

As a goth woman that regularly wears platforms to make myself about 6'4" or taller (~193 cm). We notice and love when you stop in your tracks to reboot. Especially women who are already tall. You are the most special of all those we feed off.