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Two men were exploring the wilderness and happened upon a treasure chest full of gold. Soon after, they began discussing how the treasure should be divided. One of the men, named Derrick, believes that the best solution would be for each of them to take 40% of the treasure for themselves, and donate the remaining 20% to a worthy cause. However, he knows from past experience that the other man, named Rupert, is unlikely to agree to such an equitable split.

Derrick therefore opens negotiations by suggesting that Rupert take 70% of the treasure, Derrick take 20%, and they donate the remaining 10% to charity. Rupert's counter-offer is that he shoots Derrick in the head, steals Derrick's wallet, rapes Derrick's corpse, and takes home the entirety of the treasure.

After several hours of intense negotiations, Rupert begrudgingly agrees to taking the entirety of the treasure, stealing half of Derrick's money, non-fatally stabbing Derrick twice in the extremities, and leaving Derrick's body otherwise unmolested. Derrick believes the negotiations to have been a resounding success.

Anyway, that's basically US politics.


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