- This is George!
- Asian small-clawed otter (Aonyx cinereus)
- He/they pronouns (transmasc)
- Works as a materials scientist
- Drives a 1998 Subaru Outback
- He fucking eats people
- Enjoys collecting vinyl records and keeping a succulent garden

Gay fantasies about your best friend's dad, coach, teacher, and other fat father figures.
it's ok. those people will reappear in the alley behind applebee's four days from now with no recollection of what has transpired
I can understand having weird fetishy fantasies like that. Hell my favorite car is still the XT/cyclone
Yep. See also: "Fox/Falco kaiju macrophile whomst accoplished heart surgeon" is definitely not an outlier in the fandom.