Biden: America, I present to you all today two great American heroes, two incredible musicians who have perfected the art of "scaring the hoes." I honor these two great men today, JPEGMafia and Danny Brown!
crowd cheers and claps
Biden: ...I said, JPEGMafia and Danny Brown!
crowd starts to become confused
Biden: ...I said, JPEG-
TWO MEN WEARING A BEDSHEET WITH EYEHOLES CUT OUT COMES RUNNING OUT
Ghosts: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!
Biden: Oh god! Ghosts! everyone, run, we're all gonna die!!
Joe Biden runs away in fear, disappearing from sight
ghosts arrive on the podium and tap the mics
Danny and Peggy: Scared that hoe.
crowd explodes with wild chanting of "SCARED THAT HOE"