"I need a GM screen so I can fudge my rolls" haha you craven fool, when the dice give wrong number you cast them from the table and let them know in a loud, clear voice: "I AM THE GOD OF MAKE BELIEVE AND I DO AS I PLEASE"

Ennie nominated TTRPG designer and writer of small fictions. Pancreatitis survivor.
"I need a GM screen so I can fudge my rolls" haha you craven fool, when the dice give wrong number you cast them from the table and let them know in a loud, clear voice: "I AM THE GOD OF MAKE BELIEVE AND I DO AS I PLEASE"