JPBradley

DOLLWORKS//DRNC-358//DARK LAMENT

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Ennie nominated TTRPG designer and writer of small fictions. Pancreatitis survivor.

posts from @JPBradley tagged #actually its crit spot is in its chest

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jkap
@jkap

GM Excision is the funniest fucking thing they've done in this game. Oops All Champions ass mission. 12 guardians worth of abilities constantly going off. 30 fps if youre lucky. complete chaos. can't wait to play it and get my ass beat constantly.


JPBradley
@JPBradley

GM Excision reveals two things:

  1. Bungie's spaghetti code is barely holding itself together. Enemies will regenerate health, despawn, respawn, jump location and (in the final room) respawn outside the map falling and being respawned eternally, soft locking the mission. Everybody is lagging like you've pulled the Ethernet cable on Crota. Guns will break and stop being visible, do incorrect damage or lose their crosshairs. It's an incredible, hilarious mess.

  2. Lots of people don't have a build and plenty of them have no idea what they're doing. It's not a problem or anything; there's infinite champions to farm revives off. But a lot of people do not play Destiny at a high level and this is going to be an experience for them. Make it a good one:

-Be patient
-Be kind
-Revive them when you have Tokens

Now get out there and shoot the witness in the fookin face.