JPLC

Joseph Cassano

@JPLC

Canadian game dev

Sometimes I type things

My opinions are mine


the hospital from House is actually the worst hospital in the world because imagine you go to the doctors with a sore throat and a runny nose, and when you get there an australian man and two other unrelated doctors tell you that you have Himalayan Super Ebola and you have 24 hours to live unless they operate immediately, so one of the doctors performs emergency brain surgery on you while the other two doctors break into your apartment to read your diary and steal your dirty laundry, but then after the brain surgery your congestion is worse and youre also blind and vomiting blood, so all three doctors run an expensive and time consuming biopsy on every single organ in your body but still cant figure out why youre sick, and after a several hours of sexual tension and poignant conversations about the human condition while youre writhing in pain in your hospital bed, the doctors are seconds away from removing your kidneys when a charmingly off-putting middle aged man hobbles into the operating room while hes high on enough prescription pain medicine to kill a professional hockey team, and he tells everyone that all of your symptoms can be explained by an allergic reaction you had to a latex condom that you wore while cheating on your wife nine months ago and there was a delayed reaction due to a rare genetic disorder that you inherited from your secret incest parents, and youll feel better after you take some Benadryl