- Those are not avocados
- The Fifth of Weekend
And of course on cinco de weekend we'd youre onions to our belts, but we called 'em Mexican avocados, as was the fashion at the time
(Dementedly Threatening) I will absolutely make Garlimole for a Five Day Weekend.
Everything about this (except a supermarket employee repurposing a display) feels like a put-on, but no, it's a real ad campaign that humans spent money on. https://www.producebluebook.com/2023/04/10/avocados-from-mexico-promotes-cinco-all-weekend-long/
the fifth of fin de semana (oh. that was already done. uh, buon weekend)