here are some ways you can shine your light this holiday season
oh this should go well

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here are some ways you can shine your light this holiday season
oh this should go well
oh god genealogy is a whole fucked up thing with the lds isn't it. i'd forgotten
they have an unfortunate obsession with bloodlines yeah
fun fact! their obsessive record keeping and weird bloodline shit is the reason that there's a big biotech industry in salt lake. a lot of genetic research in the 90s directly used their records
I love how shoddy the grammar is. Someone at the gas station at school. Also who can just go to church in the next five minutes doesn’t that happen like once a week
There's the main church event (Sacrament Meeting) on Sundays but different people based on age/gender may have other church things they go to other days of the week. (Source: This User is Ex-Mormon.) Anyways, definitely not every 5 minutes.
I love the urgency. QUICK. Find a cashier and convince them to follow you to church. You have FIVE MINUTES to unlock your Bonus Blessings.
Clubbing an Aritzia associate unconscious and slinging them over my shoulder and sprinting for the 1st Presbyterian in order to unlock the Bible's hidden cheevos
What is this, an app or a website? I must investigate, but I can't find any info in my searches.