To the Tune of "Scrooge" from "A Muppet Christmas Carol"
🎶 When the magic flows it fills you
Fills you to the core
But there's nothing in nature that could prepare you
For the magic that she has in store🎶
🎶 She'll seize you with her mystic way
Of escape you'll be bereft
And fear upon fear
Shear silks on her rear
Is the one that we call TEFF🎶
🎶 Consuming any
And her wrath toward many
This is the most potent TEFF🎶
🎶 Ohhhh, There goes Misses Teflon
There goes Misses Slick
If they gave a prize for a twisted wish
She'd win it proper quick
Old Teff she loves her harem `cuz she'll stay in there for hours
If you decide to wish from her
It's you she will devour🎶
