Good Morrow Gielinorians!

The Official Jagex Cohost page now has asks! Please, send us any questions you would like to be answered and our J Mod team will respond as quick as possible. We are just waiting to post our fat asks just for you.

-Admin

Hello Gielinorians, have a quick look at our concept art for God Wars 3!

-Mod A. Hussie

Hello all, just wanted to post a quick update to tell all players to get fucked and bent. I am L-dancing on your perma banned accounts, if you want an unban just email our customer support team here, or leave a post on the OSRS Reddit where a member of our customer service team (It's Steve and he's contractually obligated to drink while he works) will be performing lottery unbans on every 1/256 confirmed bot accounts.

With love,
Mod (get it) Twisted

Following last weeks poll we are going forward with adding a new ironman mode for all of our favourite gay freaks! Introducing GIM!

Gay Ironman

Group Ironman mode is being disbanded for being cringe (blame whatever total fool thought to play group ironman while controlling every account, DOLO ironman? Okay loser, nice altscape) and is being replaced with Gay Ironman mode!

It's time to let your colours shine by visiting Roald Reagans Ghost (The great grandfather of King Roald) at the end of Tutorial Island and selecting to be a Gay Ironman. Make sure to read the fine print!

A Rainbow Crown

What are the differences between a regular ironman and a gay ironman you might ask?

• With the addition of a Rainbow crown it will now be a bannable offence to call ironmen, "snowflake accounts."

• We have also expanded our harassment rules, which previously stated, "A world with an ironman is a free world," to say that if that ironman is a GIM then it is now a hate crime, and we will take legal action for crashing them during Pride month, if it's their birthday, or if they have cum recently (a period of heightened vulnerability.)

• Finally, to protect the sanctity of the mode, to maintain this status you must be gay. To ensure this, we have hired several new Gay J Mods who will come find you in the world and verify you are actually gay, think of it like Penis Inspection Day from Primary School, except digitally! Our Gay Mod team all has excellent gaydar and will be able to know at a glance from your username or your actions, such as if your name is G Cocktaker, femboyq_p, 420blazblue, ShinjiIkari9, or if you're found playing Barbarian Assault for fun (perverted).

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Mod Ash and the members of his extensive Polycule

The Old School Team.