Oh sure, everybody talks about pulling swords out of rocks; but nobody once asked how the fuck it got there in the first place.
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in reply to @JalapenoOverdrive's post:
one time when I was visiting france, a tour guide explained that a sword was stuck in a local rock because jesus had thrown it there after he'd busted through the gates of hell
not explained: whether that meant that the mouth of the underworld was in france, or if jesus had just thrown it that hard
Update: either my memory is faulty or the tour guide was making things up. Some googling suggests that is supposedly the sword Durandal, wedged in a rock face by a crusader in Rocamadour (some historians posit that the local monastery made the whole story up to attract attention)
