Hi. I am looking for knowledge.
Do you know where I can find knowledge
You not a dean, are you? A'aight, a'aight, I gottcha.
Opens my trench coat to reveal a bunch of leather-bound books
(Sniff) Yo, I got the hookup, man. Waddaya want? Philosophy? Theoretical physics? This shit's guaranteed to blow your mind, man. I got that pure, uncut academia.
