Every online controversy of the past decade-and-a-half has been exactly the same. A bunch of manchildren get a massive bug up their collective ass over something that isn't a big deal simply because it represents a minuscule step, a half-hearted shuffle, away from the status quo.
And now I gotta feel almost like I'm obligated to give a shit about something that ultimately exists for the benefit of hegemonic capitalist interest because what's actually being targeted is my ability to exist within a space I and my friends have been in our entire lives.
"We just wanna be able to play games and not care about the real world."
Damn, bitch, me too. Shut the fuck up and go play tiddlywinks instead, loser.