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moot
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@JamChimera asked:

EDF favorite loadout(s), NOW

oh boy here we go. as of EDF5, because EDF6 is borderline unplayable due to crashing on steamdeck, which kills me so bad šŸ˜”

also don’t ask me to remember specific models just assume I’m using the bestest version of a gun

RANGER: Monsoon shotgun, for rapid fire piecing death to everything, paired with a sniper rifle for anything far enough away that the shotgun can’t pulp

In caves, I’ll swap the rifle for explosives because it’s funny to fire 10,000 rockets down a tunnel and watch the gibs fly out. Maybe bring an AR if I need to stunlock anything

WING DIVER: Rapier/Phalanx so I can pretend to be a cuisinart, paired with the biggest fucking plasma cannon I can hold to nuke crowds. Close range gear can be swapped out for lightning weapons for caves or to plink at anything out of arms reach. Spark Vines for when I want to bully frogs and make all their limbs come off. If I want to be very silly I’ll bring a ghost chaser and ragdoll every flying enemy in the world

AIR RAIDER: A gunship weapon, typically a minigun, or anything reasonably fast firing. a spritefall for when I want everything under my gaze rendered unto ashes and also the spritefall operator is the best. Might bring some sentries or claymores because I can bolt them onto my vehicle and it’s very funny to drive into a frog with an apc covered in mines and vaporise them when you drift into one. as for vehicles, always armoured vehicle grape because it’s fast and I can drive it on two wheels when I’m not rolling it. helicopters sound good but are a trap for solo players because they operate like hot air balloons

FENCER: I can’t play fencer to save my life. so I don’t lmao


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