Jesus CHRIST the local newspaper ran an opinion piece that included the words "I started to feel that being a wanna be cop wasn't a viable sideline hobby" and "I turned in my Nancy Drew badge". She was someone who trawled nextdoor for shit and after returning someone's wallet LOOKED THEM UP IN PUBLIC RECORDS TO SEE IF THEY WERE A CRIMINAL AND FELT BAD THAT SOMEONE WITH AN OPEN WARRANT WAS OUT AND ABOUT