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bruno
@bruno

So ubisoft has put out a fairly vacuous press release about some LLM project of theirs which, I understand, has gotten some positive buzz in industry circles

I'm going to level with you, I'd be embarrassed to publish a screenshot plastered all over with text that is this bad. This is bad even for LLM output; I don't know if or which parts of this are human-written (maybe the 'goals' are human-written and form part of the prompt?) but they are truly dire. This is bad for a tech demo, this is bad for placeholder text.

Publicly praising this stuff or attaching your name to it, in my mind, puts you somewhere on the rube-grifter spectrum... like what's the outcome you think you want here? That you're left after Ubisoft throws the discarded husks of your colleagues in the trash? Or are you not even thinking about that and are of such a bovine disposition that you're going to praise the company dogfood right up to the day when they shove you into the meat grinder?

I try to bring empathy and generosity of spirit to bear on the individual workers who make it work in this profoundly stupid, benighted industry. But nothing makes me angrier than seeing alleged 'creatives' go to bat for their own disposability.


thecommabandit
@thecommabandit

Everyone talking about this concept seems to think its something fresh and new and unprecedented but modders have been doing this for at least a year now. There are several mods that work in exactly the same way anyone suggesting this for "triple-A" videogames would implement it: the game gives you a text or speech-to-text input that gets sent to ChatGPT or some other LLM via an API call, with a prompt injected about the gameworld, the character's background and personality, any available context, etc. Predictably the NPC responses are anodyne, sterile, overly formal and filled with vapid positivity. Around the campfire on a starry night you ask Lydia what being a housekarl is like and she blurts out an essay on the complexities and nuances of balancing her duties with her emotions and desires like she's a first-year psychiatry student psychoanalysing herself. You ask her to help you solve a trivial puzzle in an ancient nordic ruin and she gets the answer wrong over and over and over again. Characters dump their life stories on you at the slightest provocation, answer your context-specific questions with irrelevant exposition about the game world, and don't remember the things you've done together.

These videos keep pretending like this is some kind of complex, difficult or technically intensive technology and that they're cobbling this basic version together to show the potential, but enthusiastic amateurs have already built them and they suck in exactly the way you expect.



modernmodron
@modernmodron

hello! im currently fighting ... some sort of physical illness right now (allergies or a virus or something idk im miserable) and my brain fog is thick pea soup. this, understandably, makes working to earn my daily bread very hard, so im going to talk up my shop, where I have various vtuber models and props for sale (alongside free downloads!) also feel free to throw me a few bucks so I can eat a food and perhaps stay in my apartment



orchidrabbit
@orchidrabbit

Guess who's gainfully employed again! I start soon but I have no idea when my first paycheck will come in, so here's another Tsuchinoko sale to hopefully cover some bills going into the next month.

This time I have some special new boys for you, I have some new Tsuchinokos designs, some returning colors/patterns from the previous shop drop, but more importantly, LARGE TSUCHINOKOS! They are literally double the size and double the guy.

The smaller Tsuchionokos will still have a "random" option on sale to roll the dice on the design you get. I didn't repeat a lot of the patterns this time, but if you're a repeat customer and want to make sure you don't get a duplicate of the design you've gotten before, feel free to message me what color you got and I'll make sure you don't get the same one twice! The big Tsuchinokos don't have a random option because well... they're huge. they're almost 16 inches long. I want you to have an informed decision on the guy you're getting.

if you want a custom little or big tsuchinoko, i still have commission slots open for that in my commissions too if that interests you! thanks for checking things out as always!!