How do you hear someone say that and not get stuck rolling eyes and making jerk-off motion for fifteen minutes?

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.
RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.
Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.
Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.
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How do you hear someone say that and not get stuck rolling eyes and making jerk-off motion for fifteen minutes?