I can't wait for Nike the Brand to receive a BeReal notification on his phone while on the shitter, pick it up with his Brand hand and take a cheeky (and real!) photo of their dropped trousers and Nike shoes (Nike the Brand shits with his shoes on, he's weird like that). There's nothing more I would ever want!!!
The only way to improve BeReal is to make all of my friends use it, and I don't think YouTube, Spotify and Kendall Jenner - "all being real" - would do it.


