JcDent

Jerry Seinfeld: Have you ever seen a falcon just turning and turning, in the widening gyre?
*crowd chuckles*
Seinfeld: It just can't hear the falconer!
*scattered laughter*
Seinfeld: And while it's up there circling, things fall apart. The center can't hold!
*makes a goofy face at the audience while they howl with laughter*
Seinfeld: So while mere anarchy is being loosed upon the world, there's this blood-dimmed tide also loosed upon the world, and everywhere you look the ceremony of innocence is drowned!
*crowd can't stop laughing*
Seinfeld: The best, they're sitting there without any conviction...
*crowd laughing so hard they're audibly struggling to breathe*
Seinfeld: ...and the worst are full of passionate intensity!
*laughter becomes indistinguishable from anguished screams*