JcDent

A T-55 experience

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.

RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.


Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.


Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.


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posts from @JcDent tagged #3d printing

also:

Look, not everyone can convert or model well

And those who can may not have the time

But if you put that capability on an online platform with a bunch of 40K weapons, armor options, clothing varieties, etc., people could do that!

Observe:
Cadian Castelant, $35

For 35 bux, I get a sprue with a few options and the responsibility to:

  1. Clip it
  2. Remove the mold-lines
  3. Drill the gun barrel
  4. Glue it together
  5. Paint it to not look like shit

It all takes time - and with #5, there's no guarantee that it won't look like shit!

Meanwhile, 10 minutes on Hero Forge gave me this:
A black woman in varguely IG colors and armor strikes a heroic pose with a faux power sword and a faux bolt pistol - and nobody can really say shit since artists can never sculpt nor draw two identical bolt pistols

That's basically all default presets - I didn't even fuck around with advanced posing or face features. And how much would it cost me in monetary terms?

  • $19.99 for 100 micron layer resolution plastic print. I'd still have to paint it myself, plus, it's Hero Forge suggests that it's not as sturdy as a regular plastic miniature.
  • $29.99 for 50 micron layer premium plastic, perfect for painting perverts. We're still under what GW asks + I don't have to assemble shit.
  • $44.99 for color plastic "with faint layer lines" and similar durability to other plastics. I don't know what that means exactly, and the paintjob will look flatter than done by a real human bean, but real human beans don't paint minis for $10 unless they really undervalue themselves. I'll gladly pay $10 to not have to do it myself.

This would be even better with the highly-customizable Space Marine commander being an ancient smoll marine model that RIP in piss and current offerings all being monopose garbage dudes with a passion for hero rocks.

In conclusion, the people should elect me to be the king-emperor of GW, at which point I'd declare the Beast Wars non-canon... and also strike a Hero Forge partnership, sure.