Tired: RUSI report
Wired: Russy report

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.
RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.
Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.
Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.
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Tired: RUSI report
Wired: Russy report
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Other detective mystery shows: we need a protagonist to be the "straight man", the stand-in for the audience in the descent into darkness and mystery.
Twin Peaks: no we don't
Modern investigative protagonist: I may look like an asshole, but I'm just telling it like it is, just like our audience.
Agent Dale Cooper: I love every one of you, people I work with.
Modern protagonist: my methods are unorthodox, but that's because, just like our audience, I just love science and am smarter than you.
Agent Dale Cooper: I'm going to start throwing rocks and whatever gets hit is a clue. This came to me in a dream.
Modern supporting cast: he may act like an asshole, but that's because he's so smart. And his unorthodox methods work, so you have to respect him.
Supporting cast in Twin Peaks: we love you, agent Dale Cooper! You're the best, Agent Dale Cooper!
An inexplicable thing every 10 seconds and the lyrics are a definite forebearer of "women are my favorite guy"
"My name is jane and I like to ride an elephant" has replaced "The first time I tasted somebody else's spit, I had a coughing fit" as the strongest song opener of all time. It's also a very good line to crowbar into the chorus despite not rhyming once.
"Hey Cheetah, get banana, hey monkey, get funky" is just transcendent