JcDent

"... [T]his is the hill I will die upon, in such spectacular fashion, that no living soul will survive approaching within a kilometre of the epicentre of the crater that remains when I am done dying on it."

You have horror stories so old they predate OSR - when the O was the only S and needed no R - of GMs pitching a fit that the players won.

A GM wins not by beating the players, but by presenting a challenge to the players that, by the end, is so good that the players will never shut up about it to anyone that will listen.

How that meshes with ideas like Tucker's kobolds, I don't quite know.

Gonna try and write the review today - and then it's off to the volunteer editor, so it will probably be out before the game's second anniversary!

'THIS IS NOT WHO I AM. I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE CITIZENS OF DREAM LAND. I THANK MICROPHOBE WADDLE DEE FOR KEEPING ME ACCOUNTABLE.' KNIGHT SAID IN A PUBLIC ADDRESS.

'BATTLESHIP HALBERD IS A STRESSFUL COMMAND, BUT IT DOESN'T EXCUSE DROPPING N-WORD FIVE TIMES IN A ROW'

My painting/assembling buddy also has weird ideas