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In the End Times - cursed be the idea and anyone who thinks it was good - Bretonnia got eaten by Skaven off-screen.

As I do every year, I am releasing to you all the results of my annual new year divination regarding if you have a baby this year, what name will bring the most blessings? These are the names that aligned with the stars of New Year's 2024 here in Novosibirsk. Name your baby these names and you will bring many blessings into your life. In a sense, you are declaring that you have given birth to this blessing, bringing this blessing into your world out from your body. "I gave birth to Wealth" for instance, you could have said if you had a new baby born to you in 2017 and you named that baby Wealth. This is the power of the baby name.

2024 Blessing Baby Names

• Amore

Naming a child Amore this year will give birth to Love in your life.

• Yes

Give birth to Yes in your life

• Gratitude

Birth Gratitude in your life

• Allergiya na-Mollyuskov

This is a great name for those who follow religions which forbid the consumption of Shellfish and wish for their child to not be tempted.

• Hao Xiaohua
• Lactase
• Biotics

Very good names for people with indigestion that runs in the family. Now, personally, I use positive thinking to overcome such concerns, but these name blessings could help hold your child over until they achieve a higher state of class consciousness.

• Yeast

Naming your child Yeast will bring rise to your life, an uplifting, proof of that which is true, and will make your child a great leader in organizing the proletariat to rise up.

• Vortex

This goes without saying.

It is a very literal blessing, one that turns into a curse as soon as it manifests and drags half the apartment building into the Warp

Call me when Steamboat Mickey gets his own bara harem dating VN, I have a sensible chuckle ready.