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They're 8mm! You're going to have a hundred of them in a single Detachment!!!

Somehow, GW has failed to produce a guide that would strike balance between "man, even at Epic scale it's obvious that you didn't put in effort" and "only the most idle of the idle rich would have the time - and they'd pay someone else to do it".

First, you have to watch over an hour of videos.

Videos where narration tells you what's happening in scenes that are still but for camera movement

Then you play the game

The scenes are still, the narration is still there, but you're now moving the camera

A hand appears on the screen when you run, indicating that you may be a character in the world, but nothing confirms that

Getting art funding for expanding your crappy "machinima" with a game - the whole difference between the game and video being that you move the camera now - is one hell of a move.

Guaranteed to win the David Cage "Games Are Art When They're Movies" award.

Having already ranted that having your big meal of the day be in the evening and not mid-day, I find yesterday's subject hard to cover.

I will say that I'm looking for the day when we can just grow meat in cloning labs, just straight up muscle tissue, none of the rest of the animal. Finally, ethical meat!

Configure it well enough and you can get the most gruesome mix of the Centennial Light and HeLa cells.

It would also open us to meats and burgers and pizzas of all sorts of varieties. Pasta bolognaise with squirrel? Sperm whale chorizo? Gamer girl bacon burger? The possibilities are endless!

You can finally have your cake and eat it too by taking a sample from the Turkey the US president pardons at Thanksgiving!

This is post is proudly sponsored by Fleshvat Farms: "Mmm, meat!"

Me: makes a meme about a niche game

Also me: upset that nobody gets the meme about a niche game

A chance to remember this gem