JcDent

First, you have to watch over an hour of videos.

Videos where narration tells you what's happening in scenes that are still but for camera movement

Then you play the game

The scenes are still, the narration is still there, but you're now moving the camera

A hand appears on the screen when you run, indicating that you may be a character in the world, but nothing confirms that

Getting art funding for expanding your crappy "machinima" with a game - the whole difference between the game and video being that you move the camera now - is one hell of a move.

Guaranteed to win the David Cage "Games Are Art When They're Movies" award.

Having already ranted that having your big meal of the day be in the evening and not mid-day, I find yesterday's subject hard to cover.

I will say that I'm looking for the day when we can just grow meat in cloning labs, just straight up muscle tissue, none of the rest of the animal. Finally, ethical meat!

Configure it well enough and you can get the most gruesome mix of the Centennial Light and HeLa cells.

It would also open us to meats and burgers and pizzas of all sorts of varieties. Pasta bolognaise with squirrel? Sperm whale chorizo? Gamer girl bacon burger? The possibilities are endless!

You can finally have your cake and eat it too by taking a sample from the Turkey the US president pardons at Thanksgiving!

This is post is proudly sponsored by Fleshvat Farms: "Mmm, meat!"

Me: makes a meme about a niche game

Also me: upset that nobody gets the meme about a niche game

A chance to remember this gem

I dunno if living in Vilnius has something to do with it, but I got similar results at my mom's in Kaunas - and Kaunas is as Lithuanian as it gets.

On the other hand, probably everyone over 40 knows Russian better than English, so square-letter content is more accessible to them.

• You feel like lyrics are always about to start
• Zero lyrics
• The House of Usher opens doors to all its children and this video treats transition effects the same way
• Filmed at midnight for that "the last two people left after rapture part"
• The pure uncle vibes of this guy
• Camera operator [mai wife!]
• More blinkenlights than a braindance sequence
• Finally, swings without any disgusting children!
• These light-up benches were financed by selling stolen ERA bricks from the tanks of 35th Separate Guards Volgograd-Kiev Orders of Lenin, Suvorov and Kuzov Red Banner Motor Rifle Brigade
• In the Summer of 2016, temperatures as high as 95 °F (35 °C) thawed anthrax-infected corpses that were frozen since the soviet era near Salekhard, causing anthrax spores to infect reindeer herds and herders.[11]