The only downside of bringing a 400-year-old rifle to a space gun fight is that ammo other than 7.7mm for the fucking Grendel (which I swore I won't use out of protest against boring sci-fi SMG designs) is hard to find.
Mercs are wandering around a space base.
Thomas the Tank Engine theme song starts playing in the background
Merc: ?
The music is getting louder, nearer. Chanting can be heard
Merc: ???
come on, motherfuckers, come on. come ON, MOTHERFUCKERS, COM-
[My character bursts through the door]
[AK-47 sounds]


