I have noticed that I can tolerate the heat outside quite well as long as I'm in the shade, so the obvious solution is to kill the 1% in increasingly violent ways carry the shade with me.
But God damn, I don't want to do research into What Is The Best Optimal Parasol, I don't want to carry something that looks like an umbrella, I don't know if getting a Chinese silk parasol isn't appropriation, I don't know if that would be easy to maintain/wouldn't break immediately, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I fucking hate having choice of stuff to buy since it comes at the cost of having 85% of all choices being traps, 10% being cleverly disguised traps (thanks, marketing), like 4% options that are good, but indistinguishably different from each other, 0,5% being the right choice but prohibitively expensive and 0,5% being an expensive very well designed trap.


