High Elves: Tall assholes that look like they have cirrhosis. Not even the original elves.
Dark elves: ashen skin, red eyes, used to be high elves.
Wood elves: tiny bug-eyed cannibals.
Dwarves: elves! Also, dead.
Orcs: orcs, but used to be elves?
Khajeet: the minimum amount of work necessary to make a cat walk upright.
Argonians: sure, our cat people aren't sexy, but our lizard people aren't sexy either.
Humans: we a black guy and three different varieties of white guy. One is half-elf, half-French.
- He/him
- barreldrill.com/
Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.
RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.
Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.
Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.
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Fortified Niche: a podcast covering indie miniature wargames
www.anchor.fm/fortified-nicheGrognardia: the current place to order my t-shirt designs [until I find a better one]
www.zazzle.com/store/grognardiaHellsite 2 account:
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He was a member of Harvey Weinstein's defense team in 2018[6] and of President Donald Trump's defense team in his first impeachment trial in 2020.[5] He was a member of Jeffrey Epstein's defense team and helped to negotiate a 2006 non-prosecution agreement on Epstein's behalf. <...>An ardent Zionist and supporter of Israel,[13] he has written several books on the Arab–Israeli conflict.
...and that's only the stuff that's OK to put on Wikipedia!
Maybe a lvl 3 Battlemage shouldn't be rolling in Dwarf plate and helm armed with a Daedric battleaxe
But as a teen more than 15 years ago, I stumbled upon a weird quest(?) interaction by finding a mine near Balmora and then finding a hidden noble in Vivec who gives you a choice of a Daedric weapon for the information. I used that ancient OOC knowledge to get an endgame (if non-enchanted) weapon.
For the Dwarven armor, I guess I was blessed by the RNG rolls in the first Dwemer ruin you're likely to visit in Morrowind.
Now, if only I had some way to reliably buy mana potions as my Sign prevents mana regen...
Someone make a flow chart that will make this make sense.
"Disbanded by being renamed" wtf