JcDent

A T-55 experience

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.

RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.


Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.


Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.


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Fortified Niche: a podcast covering indie miniature wargames
www.anchor.fm/fortified-niche
Grognardia: the current place to order my t-shirt designs [until I find a better one]
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daavpuke
@daavpuke

What if I just pivoted to showing you all the messed up intros of old games? Here's one from the creators of the latest Crash Bandicoot game.


JcDent
@JcDent

Narn cruisder crashes
A robot crawls out of the crash site, immediately starts shooting
A weird guy electrocutes himself because ???
A naked lady has the decency to cover her lady parts until nanobots cover her in Gundam armor
A lizardman with a magical whip vomits lightning
A robot with saw hands tries to get the camera while making whip sounds with every punch
A grav bike bombs the desert and incidentally an abandoned dwelling
A horned android catches a random swamp critter, blasts its head off
A lizardman wizard casts a spell in his hut to summon an eagle
Bug rhino overturns a shooting robot
Guy does the "Kratos cast himself from the highest mountain in all Greece" thing, reveals bird wings