Someone make a flow chart that will make this make sense.
"Disbanded by being renamed" wtf

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.
RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.
Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.
Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.
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Someone make a flow chart that will make this make sense.
"Disbanded by being renamed" wtf
Made an unofficial army/setting book for Xenos Rampant because Rogue Trader infected me with weird nostalgia for '80s/'90s shlock:
I was so inspired and energetic writing this. Working with an already existing ruleset and finding funny fluff-rule combos is great.
Writing your own rules? Decidedly less so.
Anyway, proud.
What if I just pivoted to showing you all the messed up intros of old games? Here's one from the creators of the latest Crash Bandicoot game.
Narn cruisder crashes
A robot crawls out of the crash site, immediately starts shooting
A weird guy electrocutes himself because ???
A naked lady has the decency to cover her lady parts until nanobots cover her in Gundam armor
A lizardman with a magical whip vomits lightning
A robot with saw hands tries to get the camera while making whip sounds with every punch
A grav bike bombs the desert and incidentally an abandoned dwelling
A horned android catches a random swamp critter, blasts its head off
A lizardman wizard casts a spell in his hut to summon an eagle
Bug rhino overturns a shooting robot
Guy does the "Kratos cast himself from the highest mountain in all Greece" thing, reveals bird wings