JcDent

i do not want to work
i want games, always

My genius idea was that the game setting and style would have been better utilized in turn-based tactics game about the unified Arc forces trying to finally make a successful landfall.

I was a stupid boy and I'm barely smarter now.

Any time I see a game with in-depth character and gun customization like xDefiant or Insurgency, I go "wow, this would be way much cooler in a single-player game."

Somewhere along the way, I broke my brain that games have to have a point, and a point is only there when there's a single player story - a story that ends.

I'm thinking whether that has anything to do with me using multiplayer titles to escape having to do other things or play "harder" but more "worthy" games like Disco Elysium.

I could pretend to have a more righteous reason here, what with all the insane unlock grind shit in War Thunder, but my other download-play-uninstall-download-again-later title is Verdun/Tannenberg/Isonzo, and those are addictive without much in the way of unlocks.

The laziest motherfucking fish.

Fish, notably, swim.

Tripodfish, however, stands.

It stands and chucks food that comes into its fin-arms into its mouth. It's a disgrace to call that ambush.

It's also hermaphroditic, so it doesn't even need to find another fish to get laid and make babies.

FFS.

The sun sets on submarine memes
And rises on Russian civil war 2 memes

What a time to be alive

Don't be sad that the Russian military coup attempt ended.

Be thankful that the Russian military coup attempt happened in the first place.