JcDent

It's not accomplishing anything good! They made Persians ugly, are giving Maine Coons heart troubles, and turning Siamese into ugly Sphinx knockoffs.

Leave cats alone!

The only worthwhile thing to breed into cats is more health.

Otherwise, they're already God's perfect creature: cute + ready to kill someone.

The only way to improve on that is make them more cat, and a healthy cat can live longer and do more cat stuff!!!

Also, why are breeders so obsessed with giving all animals Voldemort noses, what the fuck

on the other hand, online shooters always lack what I want the most - a plot that could move forward - so whelp

The t-shirt in question ¹

One of the best terms I learned while obsessively reading Cold War thread on Something Awful is "canned sunshine" - a euphemism for nuclear bombs.

Because once you open up one, you'll make the sun rise in any cardinal direction as well as producing some of the gnarliest possible tans.

Ofc, Campbell's Soup Can is one of the most iconic pop art pieces - in fact, Andy Warhol made one for every flavor on sale. A friend who had lived in the US for a time said that he tried it and it wasn't that good.

Oppenheimer is often referred to as "The Farther of the Nuclear Bomb," hence the name on the can.

"Enriched" is a reference to enriched materials used in nuclear weapons. However, having read the wiki, I'm not sure whether the plutonium used in Trinity counts as enriched.

I had also replaced the logo with a stylized nuclear explosion.

Of course, as with every design I sell on Redbubble, it was drawn by someone else. In this case, it was Sabina Korzunova

1. most people insist on buying the design as a sticker, btw

one of these days, I'm gonna write an opinion piece about SYMMETRIC STARTS being the bane of Total Warhammer and 4X design.