It's like WWE for us Euros, only not entirely fake:
- There may be cuties
- There may be good songs
- It's a spectacle
- We do pre-Eurovision ratings to see whether we can guess who'll win or lose
- Good for the LGBT community somehow
- Lol Israel and Australia are somehow Europe
- A lot of riff material
- UK has actually started trying in the last few years
- The only spectator sport I care about