JcDent

1. "From the Emperor's mouth to my ears, Sir."
2. "It's an honor to serve the Imperium, Sir."
3. "Hustle up! One two! One two!"
4. "I'd give my life if that's what's asked."
5. "By the Emperor, we've won!"
6. "You shall have your prize!"
7. "Hold the line, dammit!"
8. "Thought they broke our backs...? Ha!"
9. "Left! Left! Left, right, left!"
10. "Present and accounted for, sir!"
11. "Capturing it was easy. Holding it will be hard."
12. "Those are Eldar? I thought they'd be taller..."

One of these is Epic Warpath and another is WARNO, that much I know, but fuck you and your clickbait.

I did not follow Stop Clickbait on Facebook ten years ago to fall to it in TYOOL 2024

😬😬😬CHINESE BULLETS 😬😬😬is an insane subject to expect to drive clicks, yet 5.4 million views later...

So it was one of those heartwarming stories that are forgotten in five minutes, but the guys at HE INSPIRE are quantum shitting through the n-th dimension:

-Implication of UPS driver being a zoophile
-"Exploits" also implies that the dog owner is also some way at fault
-The alleged story of zoophilia exploitation is posted in the INSPIRE section of the website
-The website posting alleged zoophilia/alleging zoophilia for clicks is called HeartEternal (may have been thoroughly nuked from the internet by 2023).

This is all on track for clickbait sites that were, as my boss explained to me back then, aiming at the lower-educated 40yo+ house ladies as their target audience.

After all, you reel them in with outrage and then woo them with feel-good shit. And the ad revenue continues to roll in!