God I wish I had AC6 so I could beat the first boss with mouse and keyboard and dunk on all the babbies.
I'm not good at Souls-likes and jumpy wumpy games, but I bet I could do it.

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.
RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.
Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.
Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.
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All the kitten upgrades had the quotes go some variety of "meow meow meow," but this last one, Kitten engineers, went "meow meow meow meow, sir" and that 'sir' made it impossible to forget for all these years.
I also liked the news ticker it had, which would reflect the newest developments in your cookie industry. I think the Kitten engineers one came a blurb about how kittens in adorable hardhats were spotted around the facility.
Not many people here know this, but I am - or at least I was - a video game critic. Having OPINIONS comes with the territory.
And that territory is like three skirmish maps you have repeatedly fight over.