JcDent

A T-55 experience

Military history, video games and miniature wargaming.

RPGs, single player FPS, RTS and 4X, grog games.


Passionate about complaining about Warhammer.


Catholic, socialist, and an LGBT+ ally.


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Fortified Niche: a podcast covering indie miniature wargames
www.anchor.fm/fortified-niche
Grognardia: the current place to order my t-shirt designs [until I find a better one]
www.zazzle.com/store/grognardia

ICELEVEL
@ICELEVEL

I forgot Talon Karrde’s ship is the Wild Karrde. Star Wars is good actually


bb8
@bb8

The Wild Karrde is both the best named and worst looking ship in all of Star Wars. Astounding pun. Looks like a Klingon vacuum cleaner. Looks like a walkie-talkie that survived a SCUD missile strike in the Gulf War. Looks like its proton torpedos give you tetanus. Looks like it sings backup to "Dare To Be Stupid" during the 80s Transformers movie. Looks like your dad is gonna shake his head and tell you your air conditioner has had it. Looks like it should be named the Costaguana and stocked yea-high with facehuggers. Looks like the Toyota I drove in high school, and yes, I am implying this ship neither has air conditioning nor automatic transmission. Again, tremendous name, fabulous pun, astounding nomenclatural rizz, but for a ship designed in 1991 it looks like it was rendered on a Nintendo 64. Looks like a Jawa would leave it be if they found it. Looks like it goes clankida-clankida-clankida. The ship of the pirate prince of the universe and it looks like there must be a Confederate flag hanging inside. Just a hideous garbage truck of a space ship. Astounding.


JcDent
@JcDent

Boat so ugly, the Beast wouldn't infect it.