Making-up-Mech-Pilots
@Making-up-Mech-Pilots

Mech Pilot who loves deploying in Swamps.


Tavi
@Tavi

"Yellow 5, do you have eyeballs on the payload?"

"Yes Sir. Enemy mechs took the salvage North towards ..."

"Towards what damnit!?"

"Towards Rad Dump Swamp Sir."

"Damnit! Get after them! We can't let the enemy have that device!"

"Yes Sir!"


"Hey Greg, what are you so nervous for man? This old dumping ground got you spooked?"

"It's not the dump that worries me Brad. You heard the rumors?"

"What rumors?"

"Heard from some guys who went on a mission out here. They all got dragged down into the sludge by some weirdly configured mech. Got chewed out really bad when they came back with nothing but their personal protective gear."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they all got dragged down into this radioactive waste dump and lived to tell about it?"

"Eeyup. The way they told it... hey, wait up! I got a signal on the mechs carrying our target at two o'clock!"

"I see 'em! Lets get the payload and bzzzt...shhhhhhhh..."

"Brad!? Braaad!! Oh shit oh no oh fuck. HQ! Yellow 6 is down! We've made contact with the Bog Witch! Repeat, we've krassssssssh..."

"Tee hee hee. Hush now. None of that. Oh, and do stop panicking. Yes. I know. It's scary down here in the dark with dozens of meters of toxic radioactive goop over head jamming all the joints in that stock market machine of yours. But I can't help you if your escape capsule runs out of oxygen from breathing too hard darling. So just try and relax. I'll have you and your friend's capsules popped out and safely on the shore for someone to find in a jiffy. After all, while I'm just here for the scrap, I do so enjoy the tales you all tell about me! Tee hee hee!"


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